#Bring back our Senator Sonko

Hello? Hellooo? Is that hell? Am I speaking to Satan? This is Beryl calling. What? No Satan it can’t wait, we need to talk now, it’s urgent. Five minutes? You give me just five minutes? Okay, that’s not enough, but I will try and say everything within the five minutes.

Satan, what have you done to him? Stop pretending you don’t know who I am talking about. Yes, that’s him, our senator. Nooooo, I am not calling to talk about him throwing stones or fighting a winning wall. That is in the past and we have moved on.

Did you see what he had on when he went to meet the Chinese officials who came to give us a present? No, no, no Satan, stick to the discussion here, I am not talking about the present the Chinese brought us, I am talking about our senator’s dressing. Satan, Satan, Satan, how many times did I call you? Listen Satan, listen, I am telling you what I am telling you and you are telling me nyoff. I did not say you are a tailor! I am just reporting to you how bad your influence has been.

Satan, it’s not fair what you made him do the day the late Tom Mboya’s son-in-law lost his seat for hours. Him together with a relative of those people who brought us the above present, danced to the Luwere tune in celebration then posted the clip on social media. I know dancing has no formula, but all the three in that clip need to go for some dancing lessons and repent while at it. As if that was not enough, he went ahead and posted another clip of him harassing a receptionist at a hotel in the UK when he went to show his support to our Hague three. Did you see his head? Yes, at the back, of course, I can’t be talking about his forehead.

At first, I thought some talented artist had curved a sculpture and placed it at the Hague, only to see the sculpture moving and saying it’s the Nairobi senator.

Satan, you are going too far. You cannot put all those bad qualities in one person, worse of all a leader. Can’t you see you are wearing him down?  Did you see how he photoshoped himself with Mandela and had the guts to post it on his Facebook page? Satan we know it’s you, don’t even argue, it’s you who is doing this to him.

Boring

It’s you who is making him do things we did when we were five years old. Satan shut up I am still talking! Helloo? Helloo? Sorry please come again? What money? Yes, he gives us money all the time. Accept and move on? Nooo, we are not going to accept and move on, we will take the money when he dishes it out, but we will not allow him to go mad while in power.

Hahahahaa Satan go away, ati it’s the same thing the Chinese are doing to us? Stop pulling my legs, I know you want to implicate me, I am not going to talk about that present the Chinese gave us on phone. Where else do you think Jicho Pevu gets its recorded conversations from? How many times do you want me to tell you I don’t know about that present? All I know is that the people who brought the present forgot to carry one of their own who ended up dancing Luwere with our senator.

 Satan, I know you are responsible for this, you are boring, you are stupi…………Hello? Helloooo?  Ooops, he just hang up on me! He did not even wait for me to get to the Aromat part! Nkt!

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