8 Things girlfriends do that guys don’t understand

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus could be a speculation likely to be true after all. Even after years of living with each other on the planet, men still do not understand

1.      Saying okay when it is not okay then being mad at him for not getting it: Men are not very good at reading minds, moods or the message between the lines. They prefer direct answers. If you are not fine say it and state why. At the same time, most women come with the sarcasm button, they might never give you the direct answer. 

2.      Wearing make-up and particularly drawing eyebrows: Taking hours caking the face with tones of products in the name of make-up and enhancing your beauty has never been a plausible idea for men. Drawing on the eyebrows and taking another 30 minutes doing your eyes is even more ridiculous.

3.      Asking if you look fat in a certain outfit: What is wrong with being fat? As long as you are not obese and unhealthy. Whether or not you look like you rolled out of bed they really don’t mind being with you the way you are, most times.

4.      Taking different orders but still eating his food: When the two of you order different food it is mainly because you had appetites for different things. When the meals are served why do you end up eating most of the food you didn’t order?

5.      Taking many pictures and not liking any of them: Men have been victims of being the designated photographer wherever they go with their ladies. They can take as many as 50 photos and still not like any of them because “I don’t like how my nose looks here.”

6.      Having a closet full of clothes with nothing to wear: I mean, did we say a closet full of clothes? How then don’t you have anything to wear? There are probably clothes that haven’t been worn for ages, but you still don’t have anything to wear whereas 70% of the closet space is yours. Wonderful!!

7.      Being angry one minute and cheerful the next: Of course women can multitask but their least expectation is when one moment you are bursting into flames from being a demon and the next, probably after food, you are the sweetest human being to ever exist. Can you decide?

8.      The ability to find and confirm any information from Instagram within minutes: they can tell you who is related to who and what their grandmother does for a living and why their new pet has a yellow collar and what the tattoo on the back of the neck means hopefully who still owes them money. Because women were born with a lurking bone in them, they can successfully play FBI. Take that to the bank and deposit it.