The top 50 things every 'real man' should know (allegedly):
1. His wedding anniversary date
2. Basic DIY
3. How to change a light bulb
4. How to tie a tie
5. How to read a map
6. His partner’s favourite drink
7. How to iron a shirt
8. How to change a tyre
9. How to wet shave
10. The right amount of aftershave to put on
11. How to change a fuse
12. Knowing if a woman says “I’m fine” that she’s not
13. How to put up a shelf
14. How to polish shoes
15. How to shake hands confidently
16. How many inches in a foot
17. When to accept defeat and apologise
18. The offside rule
19. When England won the World Cup
20. How to do his own laundry
21. How to fix a bike puncture
22. How to jump-start a car
23. How to parallel park
24. The difference between ale and lager
25. The best way to carve meat
26. His own height
27. How to drive in snow
28. How to wire a plug
29. How to introduce himself
30. His parents’ address
31. The weekend football scores
32. How to light a BBQ
33. That if a woman says, “ Do what you want” not to do what he wants
34. How to change oil
35. The big recent football transfers.
36. How to build a fire
37. Which way is north
38. What’s in a toolbox
39. How to tune in a telly
40. How many miles left if the fuel light goes on
41. How to fix a toilet
42. How to put someone in the recovery position
43. His own alcohol limits
44. How to change a car battery
45. How to get a car unstuck
46. The words to the national anthem
47. How to change a nappy
48. How to perform CPR
49. How to put up a tent
50. Who are favourites to win the Premier League