A while back, I dated a ‘hot’ man. And when I say hot, I don’t mean a man with a lot of money, or one who wears expensive clothes, or has a great career; I am talking about a man with looks worth killing for. He was perfect.
He had symmetrical facial features. His piercing dark eyes always made me weak in the knees. His cheekbones looked like they were chiselled into shape by a master craftsman.
The first time I met him, his perfectly-shaped lips were inviting, and ripe for kissing. Ngai! I was tempted to attack him with a kiss, but my dignity retrained me. Boy, oh boy! Don’t get me started on his hot body; firm biceps, broad shoulders, strong arms and all.
Father Abraham
He was the kind of man who could make any woman drop her panties without any persuasion. Initially, dating him made me feel like I was in heaven.
However, to cut a long story short, what I saw is not necessarily what I got in the long run. In a nutshell, from that experience, I learnt to always look, appreciate but never get involved with hunks.
Well, there is nothing wrong with a date or two. But settling down with such a man is just inviting problems. Most, and women who have dated such can attest, tend to be players. They change women like diapers.
Most of the so-called father Father Abrahams (men with many kids with different women all over town) are always these hot men.
The handsomeness gives them a lot of confidence and courage to approach women. Coupled with arrogance, such a man can cheat on you and feel nothing about it.
Ok, dating a hot man is fun. He is like an extra accessory that makes you look good, leaving other women jealous of you. But then again, who wants to spend her man hours warding off other women?
A hot man is like public property. Every woman wants a piece of him. Even if he has two wedding rings on his finger, women will keep stalking him.
Just ask Victoria Beckham, she could probably write a dissertation on the agony of being married to a ‘hot’ man.
When Beckham was the hottest piece of meat sashaying the football field, Victoria suffered everything from cheating, to death threats, to women literally throwing themselves at his feet in her presence, to nannies attempting to write tell-all books.
Even now the poor woman has banned carbohydrates from her diet and instead feeds on pollen in the name of looking young and skinny for her hot husband. Who really wants all this trouble? It really is too much work!
Sweet nothings
When it comes to courting women, don’t expect clever and well-thought out pick up lines from hot dudes. They fall short in that department. Look, such men have been attracting women throughout their lives. They hardly make the first move. Instead, it’s women who always throw themselves at them.
They never struggle to win over women. If you like hearing sweet nothings, these hunks are the last guys to expect that from.
Basically, when dating such, you have the Herculean task of stroking their fat egos, and constantly reminding them that they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Phew! The agony. Who still wants to date a hunk? Not me.