Then three days ago, bored out of my skull, I began to fantasise about my conquests in 2019

I have a two-month growth of beard, there is actually a li’l hair on my scalp, and I now know those furtive wines and spirits stalls in ‘da hood,’

I, Art Amacho, advertising executive extraordinaire, am now seeing two new women I ordinarily would not date , if it weren’t for this corona era

I got a notice to vacate for ‘continuously bringing women of questionable character in an environment with children

While everyone else is fearing a virus called corona, I’m wondering if I have contracted gonorrhea – and I have every reason to be worried