It will surprise jealous women tired of their cheating men that the perfect husband exists. He is over 60,

Cockerels are the most useless fellows you will ever find. Who lied to them that we still need them to tell us the time with their “ko-ko-ko- koko-dee!” in this age when nearly every gadget has a clock?

It is as if there is this conspiracy to stop mankind from having a good time and every day, the elements conspire to irritate, punish and make life a nuisance.