Shock on spymaster as wife spies on him

BY MARK MUTAHI

UNITED STATES: The Spymaster General of the National Snooping Agency (NSA) of the United States got a taste of his own medicine when revelations of his wife spying on him to ensure he wasn’t cheating surfaced.

This had been going on for decades starting with the day the couple got married. This came even as the NSA was coming under heavy domestic and international criticism, for spying on leaders and citizens all over the world.

Dossier

The revelations about the Spymaster’s wife spying activities were contained in a dossier released by the couples’ domestic help, Eddah Iceden.

At a press conference, the spymaster expressed surprise at how long this had been going on without his knowledge.

“I always thought my marriage was built on trust and mutual respect.

So I am really taken aback that my wife could have been doing this behind my back. Allies don’t do this to each other,” the NSA boss said.

This coincided with the spymaster fighting off backlash from strong G7 allies such as Germany and France. The said allies are angered that the NSA was monitoring calls of their top political leadership, yet these are friendly nations.

The dossier released by the domestic help, who had been working at the couple’s home for decades, reveals that the spymaster’s wife had been using various methods to spy on her husband.

“One of the things she commonly did was to go through his cell phone every time she could get her hands on it,” the domestic help said from an undisclosed location where she is hiding to avoid retaliation from the spymaster’s wife.

“She would read all his text messages and even if he had deleted them she had this software that she would use to restore the deleted ones.

Suspicious

 Then she would go through the call logs, and call every number she deemed suspicious to ascertain there was no monkey business her husband was up to.”

Eddah Iceden also went on to reveal that the spymaster’s wife also monitored her husband‘s physical movements closely.

“At parties, she would watch him like a hawk and she ensured that whenever female company appeared, she was within hearing distance,” the domestic help said.

The dossier on the wife‘s spying activities also extended to his internet activity.

“She had passwords to his email accounts, social network accounts, and would regularly log in looking for anything suspicious,” claimed Eddah Iceden.

“Also she would sniff his clothes for whiffs of female perfume and check his pockets for hotel receipts and so on.”

Female colleagues

The dossier also revealed that the spymaster‘s wife also monitored her husband’s female colleagues. This sent shockwaves to the entire female workforce of NSA before the domestic help disclosed that only those who were more beautiful and curvaceous than the wife needed to be worried about their privacy having been invaded.

When finally the list of the NSA female employees who had been spied on was released those who were not on it felt slighted.

The domestic help also went on to reveal that the spymaster’s wife was very professional in her spying activities and had even codenamed her mission.

“She called it Operation Snore because her husband was a loud snorer,” disclosed Eddah Iceden.