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The rise of women in the era of tamed husbands

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Marriage is complicated, especially today that we live in a genderless society where the use and power of your gonads start and end in bed when the activity ends and the sweating subsides. The reset button is activated immediately after Memsahib uses the washroom to clean up the mess.

Once factory settings are restored, the family is returned to the state of confusion - it had no head nor tail or neck. The family unit as we know it now has multifunctional bottoms with all stakeholders holding equal say and sway. Even children can demand that the menu be revised despite the fact they contribute nothing to the family coffers. Public participation requires that they are accorded a hearing and their suggestions integrated accordingly.

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