Following the numerous complaints from women on the lack of stereotypical debonair and chivalrous gentlemen in Kenya, we have discovered local men have totally different ways they want their women to express love to them
When you listen to morning radio, all kinds of accusations are levelled against Kenyan men. Common among them is that, besides being clumsy in wooing women, those in relationships and marriage are unromantic. Romantic love, an obsession of the 21st Century, makes women’s world go round, or so it seems. We have, however, discovered what could partly be the cause of the complaints. From the men we talked to, the general consensus was that romantic love, which our women seem obsessed with, is an alien concept they can hardly relate to.
“The movie and soap opera romantic standards are not part of our upbringing. What’s more, we don’t watch soap operas, where we could get titbits on romantic love. Those romance or love concepts are alien and hardly make sense to the African man,” whines Godwin Amwayi, a city resident who subscribes to the view that romantic love is a unique to Mzungu culture.
To most of us, he argues, bringing home unga is given more priority than pizza, chocolates and flowers. Many other men that we talked to, for instance, wondered why women expect local men, who began driving just the other day and didn’t grow up in families with cars, to instinctively open car doors for them as proof of chivalry?
“Some of us dislike flowers. It’s something cultural because we associate them with things we hate like weddings, funerals and others painful ones that leave huge dents in our pockets such as Valentine’s Day. Why would we pull chairs for a lady, something we only do for the sick or the elderly?” wonders Amwayi, who insists if someone is to rate how loving and romantic he is, they must use local and cultural variables and not soap opera standards.
Some men are of the opinion that the mere act of giving your woman quality life, being a great dad or respecting her, among other things that make sense to them, is a show of immense love. “Let’s face it; our women are expecting champagne experience on a beer budget! I won’t happen,” scoffs Amwayi.
Allow him to marry your sister as second wife
Despite modernity and infiltration of Western romantic love into Africa, some men insisted they prefer love expressed the African way. In some Kenyan cultures, especially from Western and Nyanza regions, wives show their love to their husbands by, among others ways, allowing them to marry a second, third, or even fourth wife, mostly recommending their own sisters and cousins.
A certain Kirigo, who inspired this story, shocked one of these writers when she told him about her aunt who, out of love for her husband, allowed him to marry her sister as his second wife. This was after her husband confessed to being genuinely attracted to her. Interestingly, over decades down the line, the two sisters are still happily married to the man.
Unfortunately, when contacted for a phone interview, despite confirming the oddity, none of the women was willing to talk to press over it, terming the matter “personal and private”.
Prof Paul Achola, a Sociology lecturer at Catholic University of Eastern Africa, Kisumu town campus, and an expert on family and marriage, holds the view that love among some Kenyans was, and still is, expressed in ways that anyone ignorant of these cultures would consider it strange. The professor confirmed that, although on the decline, a wife ‘giving’ her sister or cousin to her husband to marry was, and still is, actually one of the many ways some African wives express love to their husbands.
Apparently, to such women, allowing their husbands to be polygamous is an expression of love. The professor breaks it down by giving some scenarios and circumstances under which such arrangements happen.
A woman purporting to be madly in love with her husband, and is about to die as a result of, say, chronic illness, in some cultures such as the Kisiis and Luhyas, is expected to leave a will or a testament, written or verbal, asking one of her sisters, cousins or any other younger female relative to get married to her husband.
However, the good professor is quick to clarify: “Africans, by virtue of being very rich in connotations and euphemism, hardly communicated this message directly. It is common to hear a dying woman, out of love, request one of her beautiful sisters to “take care of or look after” her children. Actually, put differently, she would be asking her husband to marry her sister.” Achola adds that in case of proven barrenness on the part of a woman, the husband is given the green light to choose one of their sisters or cousins to join their marriage for the purposes of bearing children.
“Besides love, this was also a social control measure to avoid such a husband landing in trouble by marrying a second wife with questionable character such as a witch, a night runner or those with many other undesirable character traits like thuggery. Such women recommend their own, seeing as their families had already been given a clean bill of health during courtship, so to speak,” the sociologist says.
The professor says because of stigma, infiltration and widespread of Western concepts of love, some of these African love gestures are on the decline. And where they are still practiced, people discuss them in hushed tones and practice them discreetly!
The professor winds up, saying that some caring women who understand their husbands well, and are well aware of the fact that, for instance, they have a “humongous appetite” for the “matrimonial food”, voluntarily choose to tame them by sharing the “huge responsibility” of satiating his humongous appetite with their sisters or cousins, whom they team up with as co-wives!
“In some instances, when such wives suspect their rich and generous husbands might marry from elsewhere, they uniquely shower them with love by offering their own sisters or relatives in a bid to spread wealth within their family. Some husbands are well-behaved, and treat their wives very well. And as a creative way of ‘gifting’ or ‘rewarding’ them, their wives or wives’ families ‘give’ or marry off one of their own to such men!” says the professor.
Provoking hubby for beatings
In some cultures, men, oddly, express their love to girlfriends and wives by battering them. Surprisingly, there are women, mostly from Kisii, who subscribe to that school of thought, just that they won’t say it. Women have been heard, especially in some parts of rural Kenya, telling each other, “If your husband never beats you up, he doesn’t love you.” To such women, being beaten is a sign of love.
And some of such women will, by hook or crook, ensure they get beaten; even if it means provoking their husband to beat them up. They stop at nothing, including doing something like serving poorly-cooked food, heckling or taunting their men as they talk, to get beatings. And when their men seem reluctant, these women, crazy as it may sound, normally verbalise their desperation for beatings. “Beat me up! Just beat me up, now!” many women especially in rural Kenya have been overheard yelling in desperation.
Also, some of the so-called ‘proper African men’ strictly adhere to the script of a traditional alpha male. They talk with bravado and machismo, and as part of expressing love, they expect their women to look down or away as they talk to them. This, however, to some people, may pass for bullying, not love.
But the proponents of this school of thought, as Juma Shikanda, a Nairobi-based anthropologist explains, believe a woman who is in love has to exhibit some level of shyness, which most men find alluring.
“Men who hold that belief feel loved and respected when their own women avoid eye contact when talking to them. Blushing and feigning modesty and reluctance to openly talk about sensitive stuff like sex works magic,” Says Shikanda.
He adds that some smart women who know their men subscribe to that school of thought, when talking to them, however intelligent they may be, express their love by pretending to be subservient. They deliberately choose not to outshine their men in arguments by playing dumb.
Siring many kids to immortalize him
Despite the fact that they are clueless about the economics of raising a child, many of Kenyan men want as many kids as possible. Moses Okech, a veterinary doctor in Nairobi, tells this writer that as a young man growing up in his rural home, women were expected to express their love to men by giving birth to as many children as possible. A mentality the doctor believes many men in his rural home in Bondo still hold on to dearly.
“As long as her womb could allow it, I remember women trying their best to give birth to as many children as possible to please their men. To most men, this was a sure way of immortalising themselves for posterity,” says Okech, adding that those who can’t, like wives to most politicians, allow their husbands to marry second and third wives.
Some Kenyan men have a very strange way of going about this whole love and marriage concept.
They meet a woman and express their undying love for her. But once she gives in, they marry her, but immediately dispatch her to their (men’s) rural homes where the woman lives with their (husband’s) parents and other relatives.
Differently put, such men ‘marry for the community’’ seeing as they don’t live with wives. They remain in urban centres in the name of looking for money, which they send home and visit such wives, once in a while.
And while there, to prove that she indeed loves him, she must accept her husband and his extended family with all their baggage.
For instance, she must, out of love, cover up for their dirty secrets such as strange illnesses, impotency, witchcraft, night running, and even in the latter case, learn the trade and practice it in solidarity with the family.
There you have it girls, could this be the solution to rampant cases of cheating and secretly running of parallel families, common among Kenyan men? Other than imposing mzungu concepts on local men?