The Party Queen
She is the life of the party, a great entertainer, witty and bewitchingly charming. She is here for a short time not a long time. She has some serious commitment issues and trying to put her in a cage is a wild goose chase! She might settle down at some point, but not now and not with you. Hurt her and she will move on the next hour!
The Gold-digger
Yes, all she wants is your money! So if you haven't made your first million yet, don't own a four-wheel drive, don't worry, she will never look your way. She is charming, allows you to underestimate her wits and she knows how to get your trust. Just like aluminium, she is malleable and will turn herself into your ideal.
Two weeks later, you will be paying the medical bills for her entire terminally ill clan with endless funerals. Her tears are always nearby and good sex usually follows your acts of benevolence. Once you go bankrupt or stop providing, she will drop you harder than a hot coal. And also, you are not the only man in her life as she's made you believe. But you will never catch her cheating!
The Despondent
She has been through hell and back, has loved deeply and has been betrayed. She has insecurities, overthinks, is anxious and severely suspicious. Her life has been a series of misfortunes and has countless sob stories. She is not really a bad person but she needs therapy, not you!
The Psychopath
She will break your glasses and plates, tear your clothes, run you over, vandalise your car and set your house on fire if you piss her off, so don't! She's just an angel with serious anger issues, that's all. She did not come to ruin your life just so you know.
She could be the sweetest thing in the world one minute and leave a bitter taste in your mouth the next. She is an addictive elixir and every attempt to break up with her ends up with sweet make-up. Your friends are tired of telling you to leave her, just like Mejja, huskii !