Seven most shameful things that can happen during sex

Apart from the intimacy, sex is surrounded with fun and excitement but the most embarrassing things can happen. Here are seven most shameful things that can happen when making love.

You fart

Everyone farts but it might come at the awkward moment especially when having sex. Just in-case you fart ignore and smile but if it happens on your face brush it off with a laugh, continue with your business and do not make a fuss about it.

You are super dry

Things can go wrong down there when you stand there naked and you are all dried up, it is a sign you need foreplay to smoothen things up.

Nose bleeding

You can faint while on top, snooze while on top but the scary one is to nosebleed when going down on your partner. If that happens, keep calm stop the bleeding and finish what you have started.

You pee

Your partner is going on with his/her business, the sensation is too much and out of the blues you want to pee. You either wait till he/she finishes or pee and make the place messy.

You throw up

When going down on your partner and you are trying to take in more than you swallow, presumably you will puke. If it is a must you ‘kneel on the altar’ do not try to swallow everything.

You are not groomed

A new partner can be astonished at how unkempt your vagina is, if it is at your own place you jump into the bathroom and shave, if it is not, things should be taken as they are.

Getting dumped

Getting dumped when you are on top of your partner is the most remarkable way to end things, especially if you are the one doing the dumping.