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You know how they say that when you see two people holding hands before marriage it most likely is love! That is true.
You also know how they say that when you see the same two people holding hands after marriage it mostly likely is for self-defence! Well, that is also true. In case you have doubts then feel free to ask one Mr. Frank.
A man who has just learned this one fact among many others in the short span he has been married. According to him, he lets me know as we drive around the city, a man is incomplete until that is, he is married.
After which he’s finished! At this point in our discussion I nearly crush onto another car when I hear these words as it finally sinks!
No wonder most men would rather go swim with the Nile crocodiles than sit around listening to anything that’s marriage related at all! His genius, as with all of his kind ran out soon after he canned himself into the life sentence that is marriage.
Clearly, the fellow has issues, and together with his wife, they owe yours truly (Money). And as if that’s not enough they now want me to run interference in their personal affairs! Good people, I have a life! Riddled with enough problems of my own! But that doesn’t mean squat, I suppose. At least not according to them.
When the fights first began, he continues, it was the normal thing that happens with every couple but as time went by, things became giant with each blaming the other.
The situation took a detour (off a cliff) I guess when he began absconding work and going home to spend time with the nanny all in the pretext of minding their one year old child.
She’s hot. With all the desirables in all the right places. He confesses. And so when he was busted pants down (literally) he played the fool by denying the whole thing. How? I’ll never know!
She swallowed it, that and the many more that followed thereafter. But when she was just about full and almost to explode, her genetic genius led her in a different direction altogether. And so instead of snapping at him chose rather to get even.
Having learnt it from several other cases and now this, here’s free Intel to every man out there, if you must fight with a woman, as the man always prepare to loose. Hands down.
She hit him and rightly so below the belt. Hard! She gave it to his best friend and just for kicks left enough clues along his path.
At that very moment I had the urge to hate on his “best friend” but then I remembered that men are “dogs!” Cold and unfeeling. Including Frank himself who in self righteous indignation seemed oblivious to his own sins.
The fellow is nuts as we speak, spitting fire all over the place, cursing everyone and everything in his path. Revenge is a payback, he swears by his steaming ears over his friend’s betrayal.
Listening to him rumble on, am lost for ideas as to how to advise him! Wacha aji karange na mafuta yake mwenyewe hadi aive. Love is wicked, I tell you, kwanza with a hot nanny in the picture.
Wacha tu!
