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Hi Uncle Ted,
We’ve been married for six months. My wife is a picky eater who barely nibbles at her food.
But about three weeks after we moved in together, I noticed that she would wake up at around midnight to go the toilet. What disturbed me is that her toilet trips were taking rather too long.
Curious, I tiptoed to check up on her last week. To my shock, she was sitting on the kitchen floor eating cold ugali like a nonsense. Should I report her to her mother?
William
Ugali, usioila yakuwashiani? If your woman wants to munch cold ugali at midnight and suffer severe constipation, that is her problem!
Why should it bother you? Worry about serious issues bwana. Men have wives who steal from them, cheat on the them and are planning to kill them.
Honestly, do you know how stupid you will sound telling her mother, “Nilipata bae akikula ugali baridi kwa jikoni”? The way I see it, she is probably too shy to eat in the presence of other people. Why do you eat with your wife when serious men are discussing politics in bars and drinking beer?
Come home late a like proper man when she has already eaten or install a bed for her in the kitchen so she can eat in peace!
