Kenya has become shamba la wanyama

By Jerome Ogola | 7yrs ago | 2 min read

The president is the head of government and the head of state. He should be symbol of unity. At all times, he should be calm, guarded and very cautious in his pronouncements. He shouldn’t be so reactive and should maintain his cool even when the situation is very tempting.

When provoked, the president should look the other way and offer the other cheek as Jesus taught. The office is too big for petty quarrels with everyone. You can leave that to errand boys like bloggers who are paid to insult Kenyans.

Kibaki made a habit of insulting Kenyans, ‘Mavi ya kuku!’ and ‘Pumbavu!’ every time. The incumbent should avoid that route, otherwise, the owners of pigs in Soy won’t feed their animals. They set them free every night to go and fend for themselves.

These hungry and greedy animals eat everything in sight, from vegetables to flowers; to puppies and chicks.

The victims have nothing to do because unlike cows, which you can identify, all pigs are identical - white, greedy and dirty. Again, you can tether a cow to detain it, but with a pig, it’s a different story. That animal will slash and eat your hand if you attempt that.

The good news is that the local nyumba kumi has offered a beat-to-kill order and the owners can start coming with gunny bags to carry their carcasses. I do not know if the large number of pigs denote rising poverty within, but a pig is always associated with the poor and that’s why you only see them in slums.

Didn’t I teach you that the kind of animals one keeps broadcast to everyone their class? Anyone who keeps a German Shepherd a Doberman or a greyhound is a rich man, but the remaining are all poor. These ones keep jackals, foxes, wolves,T9s and other wild animals, while thinking these are dogs.

If what you have at home is not what I’ve described above, then you are a hoof-eater, only that unajikaza.