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Dear Uncle Ted,
My sister who is 38 has not had sex with her husband (49) for the last two years. He claims to be incapable, but I think he no longer likes her. She told me she craves for it and is often disturbed, and as you can guess, there is no peace in that house. He offered her divorce but she is afraid of leaving because they have two teenage children. What should she do?
Samuel
Dear Sam,
Okay, first, as an African man, I just can’t wrap my head around how you start discussing your sister’s sex life...like the two of you sitting down and talking about her being nailed by the hubby?!
But that aside, your sister’s home will not become a ‘House of Lungula’ any time soon. She could find an illicit lover, but apart from risking sexually transmitted diseases, you know how men are.
Her husband may not like her walking to his house like Clint Eastwood, glowing and sated, yet she refused a divorce. One alternative would be to invest in sex toys, but unfortunately, those things don’t cuddle or kiss, something women are addicted to.
She could probably consider joining a noisy church. If the Holy Spirit does not kill the urge, the pastor will definitely lay his hands upon her and prey! But she must urgently fix that issue because your brother-in-law is in mortal danger. A hungry woman is an extremely angry woman!
