Quick! Ronaldo needs help picking out his underwear! Everyone get online!
If you're Cristiano Ronaldo,you can basically set your own rules for life.
You want to wear your shorts really short? You go ahead.
You want to have a statue built which appears to show you in a slightly, er, "over-excited" state? Go for it.
You want to be outraged that the sun dares to shine on your beautiful face? Who's going to stop you?
So, perhaps we shouldn't be too surprised that the Real Madrid superstar has decided to rewrite the rules of social media use.
Specifically, the rule which says waking up and asking your 35 million followers to pick the pants you should wear that day is way too weird:
Be sure to tune in to Cristiano's Twitter feed tomorrow morning, when he will be asking the internet which deodorant he should use and whether or not he should floss before he leaves the house…