Shock as granny, asks for divorce from new hubby due to poor bedroom performance

When a woman in her mid-thirties was busted cheating on her husband with a 70-year-old pastor in Kirinyaga County, besides the odd ‘cheating with pastor’ bit, Kenyans found it even stranger that the old geezer still had fired-up loins. However, if you thought old people have no desire for between-the-sheets action, think again.

Some of these folks are sexually active and others even randy as hell. Take, for instance, the case of one unidentified 84-year-old Italian woman who is demanding a divorce from her new husband because — wait for it — he is not good in bed. The sex-crazed octogenarian began by threatening her 88-year husband with divorce as an elaborate rouse to get him up his game.

That her husband only makes love to her twice a month ( that could be a lot of sex, if you ask most Kenyans over the age of 40) doesn’t go down well with her. “Twice a month is not enough. It’s unacceptable,” she fumed to her lawyer. She insists he two former lovers (now deceased) were way better than her current one and that she is not going to settle for less.

After pleading with her husband to even try Viagra in vain, the granny has made good her threat and filed for divorce. The woman, cited her dissatisfaction as the reason behind the divorce. The husband reportedly refused to take Viagra, because of a heart condition. Italian media reports that when her husband, a retired bank clerk, refused to take the erectile aid due to a heart condition, she shouted: “Rubbish! You just have palpitations from time to time. Not a heart problem”

‘Not tonight dear’ is a tired excuse the 84-year-old granny, who has outlived two husbands, doesn’t want to hear anymore from her husband.

When asked if she could not possibly find any other activity which could keep her happy and satisfied, the retired teacher said she could not see why she should have to give up sex just because of her age. The granny has vowed to get herself ‘a new lover’. Jeez! Things women make men do!

Too short for marriage

Still on matters divorce, it has been reported by Saudi Arabian media that a woman is divorcing her husband for being too short. The unnamed pair have been married for seven months, but are now heading for divorce as the woman claims she can no longer cope with being mocked for being taller than her partner, according to Gulf News.

The woman, in her 20s, has reportedly told the endowment department in the country’s eastern province that she wants to separate from her husband because she is painfully uneasy with, and caused distress by, attitudes towards the union from strangers in public.

The head of the endowment department in Al Qatif, Shaikh Mohammed Al Jirani, said the case was among the strangest it had dealt with.

News of the woman’s bold move has received a mixed response on social media, with some blaming her for accepting to marry him to begin with, while a few said she was right to be divorcing the man as his height was not an issue which could be overcome with mere patience.

A lot of strange things happen in Saudi Arabia. Not long ago, a Saudi Arabian man reportedly divorced his wife for, get this, driving the family car. Saudi women are subjected to a de facto ban on driving in the kingdom as they are not allowed to apply for licences. The man filed for divorce, reportedly telling a judge that his wife had not only broken the law, but also social traditions and norms.

Delicate balancing act

In other news, still on matters to do with the bedroom, a Chinese man was forced to spend the night hiding on a 7th floor window ledge after his lover’s husband returned home from a business trip earlier than expected, according to a video Crazy Monday has seen on the Internet.

According to the firefighters responding to the scene, when the woman, who was not identified, heard her husband come in, she quickly told the man to jump out of the window and hide between two air condition units.

He did what he was told, and stayed there until the morning. When the husband went back to work, the man, who was not identified either, could not jump back into the window. Firefighters tied rope around his abdomen and pulled him back into the house.

After claiming that he had no idea how he ended up on the ledge, the two finally confessed to being lovers. She admitted that she brought the man home for the night, because she did not expect her husband to come home so quickly from his business trip.