Wives sleeping with witchdoctors to stop husbands straying? What nonsense!

When you think you have read and heard all the weird stuff about Nairobi women, something hits you smack in the face, leaving you wondering whether there are any sane women in the city anymore.

For instance, our sister publication The Nairobian last week run an article about city women who in a desperate attempt to stop their husbands or boyfriends from straying, visit witchdoctors for ‘medicine’ that allegedly can stop a guy’s wandering eye. Ladies, please!

And the weirdest thing besides spending huge amounts of money, is that the women believe every word the witchdoctors tell them.

They don’t think twice before sleeping with dirty and semi-illiterate witchdoctors so long as they promise a remedy to stop their men from straying.

In the article, some woman was quoted claiming that she was shocked when one of her friends came out of a witchdoctor’s den clutching some black stuff in a polythene bag that she was instructed to smear on her matrimonial bed.

Gullible, ignorant women

The woman added that she almost fainted when her friend further confessed that she had sex with the witchdoctor so that the ‘medicine’ would make it impossible for her husband to sustain an erection with another woman!

It is high time gullible, ignorant women came back to their senses and respected themselves. I don’t care how badly a woman may want to tame a man, but if it has to come down to sleeping with another man, who purports to have a solution to cheating, worse still a witchdoctor, such a woman is crazy and someone should take her to a psychiatrist before it is too late.

Think about it, how many deadly diseases can such a gullible woman pick up in the process of looking for a way to tame a philandering man?

 Swallow hook, sinker

If I was a woman, I would rather dump a cheating man than swallow hook, line and sinker a witchdoctors’ crazy idea that his concoction and sex with me would put a man under lock and key.

I won’t care if the witchdoctor can cause thunder to strike on a sunny day; I would smack him right in the face and tell him to go straight to hell.

Simply put, it is time that some of our women stopped pulling silly stunts in the name of trying to stop their men from straying.