Amorous congress goes awry as hooker bites lecturer’s gonad

A lecturer at a private university in Nyanza is nursing injuries after a woman of easy virtues bite his weapon of mass procreation after an amorous congress between the two went awry. 

The lecturer, rumoured to be  very randy, booked a hotel room in a relatively expensive hotel in Kisumu City before venturing out to fish for a hooker. To, perhaps, avoid blowing up his cover, the lecturer simplified his image by dressing rather causally; a t-shirt, pair of shorts and sandals.

As he strolled, he met one of the women peddling their flesh on the street. He stopped her, bargained, struck a deal and went to the hotel room to entertain each other.

Went berserk

Upon getting into the hotel, the woman realised she was not dealing with someone ordinary, but a man of means. A room in the hotel allegedly go for an average of up Sh10,000 a night. And the cheapest one goes for a approximately Sh4,000 a night. After suspecting the man she was dealing with was relatively rich, she changed tune and hiked the charges for her services.

“Ok inyal chula eluf achiel nyaka okinyi to ot to ing’ado mar eluf apar, Mae wawinjore awinja manyien OK awuondi (You cannot pay me Sh1,000 for the whole night yet you have paid Sh10, 000 for a room, we will have to agree afresh because you are moneyed),” protested the call girl.

The man, baffled by the renewed demands, protested and told off the woman. He told her to “get lost” if she was not willing to take what was available.

“An ok abichuli pesa ma Oloo mane wawinjre, koro ka ok inyal kao pesa mane wawinjore to tii ne ithii athia abo yudo moro maoyie kaona sendi mango (If you cannot take the money we agreed on you will have to leave, I will just find another girl who will take the little that I’m offering),” protested the lecturer.

Unfortunately for the lecturer, the woman would hear none of it. She went berserk and started shouting and making as if to leave, calling the man stingy.

“Ok anyal nindo e hotel maduong’ ni GI pesa matin no, ng’ani ne wuondore ni oonge sendi owuotho gi pat pat gitiende mondo kik ang’ee ni in gi pesa, ng’ato di ng’ad ot kae ka onge pesa yawa (I can’t sleep here with the money we agreed on, you pretended to be poor walking with slippers, yet you are loaded. You have to pay me more money),” shouted the hooker.

Scandalise him

The embarrassed lecturer run after her, and dragged her back into the room and attempted to force her into fresh negotiations. Just as he was trying to sweet talk her not to embarrass and scandalize him, a scuffle ensued.

The woman wrestled the lecturer to the ground. As they struggled with each other on the floor, the woman managed to reach for the lecturers ‘thing’ which she bite before bolting and leaving the lecturer wreathing in pain as he screamed for help. 

 The lecturer’s screams attracted a band of curious onlookers from within the hotel and outside, some of whom coul not hold back their laughter. The woman jogged away claiming lecturer had wasted her time.

The management of the hotel came to the rescue of the lecturer and rushed him to a nearby hospital.

Luckily for him, it was a minor injury that saw him stitched and  discharged the very day.