Nairobi women now exciting themselves and their men with the Yoni massage

Nairobi women are taking to massage parlours for ‘sexual kneading’ sessions The Nairobian has learnt.

Couples whose love lives have become dull also visit these parlours together, with the men just sitting at a corner, watching male masseurs applying ‘reflexology,’ and excite their ‘Johnnies’ in the process.

This is Nairobi’s Yoni massage, which involves ‘touching’ female clients all the way to Cloud Nine. Mike, a specialist in this area, tells us his clients are mostly married and single Nairobi women, who end up literally ‘tearing’ him apart. He also gets invited to the women’s matrimonial beds, private restaurants and apartments in up-market areas for sexual liaisons.

Jane from Kileleshwa prefers a masseur who can work on her from the comfort of her home.

She recently had a Yoni shiatsu session, a two-and-a-half-hour period of what she says, “Was truly an amazing experience. He only used his hands on me. There was no sex,” he explains.

Erotic Massage Kenya advertised their services on the Kilimani Mums Facebook page that promised, ‘A two-hour massage done in your home or hotel for Sh1,500 with ‘extra service’ being decided between client and masseuse for Sh1,000 for one-hour and Sh2,000 for two and a half hours.’

Charles Macharia, the Massage Manager at Erotic Massage Kenya, confirms that they got good feedback.

“It’s true that some of our customers come from the Kilimani Mums Facebook page, though our services cut across the city,” he said, adding that in a good month, they make between Sh200,000 and Sh300,000, excluding expenses like purchasing lubricants and salaries.

Erotic Massage Kenya, which employs 20 male and female massagers, has been in business for two years. The bulk of their clients are office-bound urbanites. Macharia tests potential recruits through client feedback, since the job is practical. “If the client is happy, the trainee is hired for Sh30,000 a month.