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Dear men, this is why you should only 'chew' chicks with brains from now on

I attended this party. It was the kind where folks say, ‘I wanna get sloshed,’ rather than, ‘Leo nalewa kama burukenge!’

It was high-end and we were six. Fair ratio. The five had an orgy while I gobbled up the free litre of Johnny Walker Black Label.

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