Daystar University Student Association (DUSA) officials from both Athi River and town campuses were recently suspended through a memo authored and signed by professor George Khroda, the chair Daystar University Council

<p >As a parent (mine exempted) do not, unless it’s a matter of life and death, send your child upkeep money on Friday or during the weekend

I’m a petty fellow

<p >No girl studying for a degree course, not even under the influence of witchcraft or ovulation, should flirt with, kiss, text back (unless it’s strictly classwork) or hang around a male campus MC, DJ, dancer, musician/music producer, photographer or model for more than two minutes

I am in my final lap as a comrade, which is pointless considering plumbers without the knowledge of Y chromosome earn more than a graduate in a month

<p >Biko the Zulu, a blogger from Migori in a past blog post wrote: “Nairobi is full of girls

It’s the chomoka na fresher period of the year

No girl studying a degree course, not even under the influence of witchcraft or ovulation should flirt with, kiss or hung around a male campus MC, DJ, dancer, musician/music producer, photographer or model for more than two minutes unless she wants to be eaten kimandazi, cheated on, have her heart broken or her womb filled with a baby whose daddy is sharp idiot only capable of reasoning through that thing in his loins

<p>That aside, thumbs up to all comrades who registered to vote on August 8

<p>One Sunday, last semester: after a week of swallowing antibiotics, the dose ended

<p>I am in my final lap as a comrade, which is pointless considering plumbers without the knowledge of Y chromosome earn more than a graduate in a month

<p >I was floating in my mug of Senator keg, trying not to drown between the barmaids almost spilling out yellow-yellow papayas when a tipsy second year slouched from his stool, smiled at his mates, walked over, borrowed my dying cigarette then shot this very private question at a very public place

That there’s no longer keenness and scholarly sense in university education is no news

As a freshman, I whiled away most of my hard earned campus time perched in my lust scented room, revising my notes on seduction in the company of a curvaceous BCOM chick from Taita, her toothy smile cooling my broke person

I dreamt: like a traitor in John Ruganda’s Shreds of Tenderness, I was tied to a pole in front of a female firing squad

After Camp Mulla of the Party Don’t Stop fame took a break, groups of young ambitious musicians have inundated Kenya’s musical space with hits after hits

Last week, I arranged a meeting of urgency with my benefactor

I’m crafting this dispatch from the land of cheget and champions, slowly killing time with four University of Eldoret female comrades, whose idea of who a campus man is traumatising

Fast things first (the homophones are in order as intended)

Multimedia University comrades are enraged by the refusal by the varsity administration to give out the school bus to enable them attend the burial of their fallen comrade in Isbania, Mara Tanzania

The holidays are over — which means it’s time to go back to your books

Only one word can best describe him — simple

The cruel hands of death have cut short the promising life of a third-year student of film and animation at Multimedia University

He almost ‘killed the president’ with laughter, an act that saw him win favour at State House and from the Uhuru family.

The seemingly unending feud between two major political alliances in Kenya — Jubilee and Cord — has stretched its influence deep into the hearts of campus politics.

Imagine this. It’s midnight, which means you are in dreamland, probably snoring.

It is Father’s Day this Sunday. While other campo guys wish their fathers a happy Father’s Day, Simon Mbitu of Multimedia University of Kenya will be celebrating a year as a campus dad.

“You are either a sponsor or no one”, that’s the new mantra by which most university students are living by, and they are loving it.