When wives turn rogue

By OYUNGA PALA

I have been following the Tuju snafu in dismay. We understand that middle life can be exasperating for most women. But really! What happened to exercising decorum in your marital affairs?

We are aware that clandestine activities happen day and night, but they are boundaries most civilised couples respect.

For example, no matter how hot your toy boy is, you do not bring him to your husband house, let alone his bed. That is sacrilegious.

It takes the restraint of a monk not to publicly execute such intrusion. To reduce a husband of repute into dealing with this petty level of public embarrassment is what got women stoned in the dark ages. Thank God for the new Constitution.

And for men who play fox with other people’s wives, there are easier methods of courting death. What are kids smoking these days that they totally disregard basic societal values?

No matter how ‘Madingo’ you are made to think you are, raiding someone’s nest is totally out of order, especially when your cougar has the financial leverage to fly you to discrete rendezvous points.

As for women with voracious appetites for the young, it crucial to remember the old adage, “You don’t sh*t where you eat.”