Kill Kilimani Mums, Ezekiel Mutua

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Over the past few weeks, Strepsils-the throat lozenges-have been trending on Kilimani Mums Uncensored (KMU). No, women have not been trying to find effective cure for sore throat with the common cold that invariably visits people when the December rains come down.

Apparently, besides being an effective sore throat fixer, Strepsils, especially Coo Menthol variety, has been transforming the sexual lives of Nairobians. Women are using Strepsils to give better fellatios. When the lozenge dissolves in the mouth, leaving the coolly, menthol air in the mouth, it makes fellatios so much better that men lose their heads, they say.