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Should I beat my boyfriend’s mpango wa kando?

Ensure to arrive with a close friend to record the whole drama and upload it on social media. Photo: Courtesy

Dear Uncle Ted,

I have a two-year-old baby with this guy. It’s not like we are married or anything, but he provides and we occasionally sleep over at each other’s houses. Two months ago, he got this shady chick with a flat behind and a cheap weave. Now, he has stopped coming to my place and says I can’t visit him without notice. Should I beat the woman up to teach her a lesson, or go to his place and burn his mattress?

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