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Funniest unemployment quotes to keep you less worried

Doing nothing sucks. Whether your parents don’t object to you being idle, you just can’t overcome the feeling of not being man enough. We are just wired to be hunters and gatherers.

To gather enough for our yet-to-be-born children lest they languish in poverty and end up in the streets. But to the fellow jobless graduates waking up every day to go knocking in the offices, it’s not easy.

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