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Harold looking for Valentine's cash, wants money for prayers

Since Harold said that his church is a Hollywood theatre, because the walls are built of holy wood, nothing seems to be going well for him.

This is the same man who took Sue out in the night in the new moon, brought her a honeycomb and told her she should never complain about not being taken out on honeymoon again.

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