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Why most gorgeous women struggle to find lasting love

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A young beautiful woman. (Courtesy/iStock)

A few months ago, I walked into a printing shop for services and a young beautiful lady served me. I immediately told her how beautiful she was and how her big eyes were a turn on to me.

As she laughed I explained to her how we used to call girls like her in "spleng" in high school. I also let her know about Okatch Biggy. The man who influenced me to develop a fetish for big eyes. She laughed, despite being Luo and a junior millennial and more of an old Gen-Z, she had never heard of Okatch Biggy.

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