Trapee Vs Size 8

With a new collabo City Life, massaging their egos, MKALA MWAGHESHA gets Ogopa’s bad-boy Trapee and booty-shaking singing siren Size 8 on the ring, where only the best can be left standing

Size 8

P: Who between the two of you outshone the other on City Life?

S: That has to definitely be me. I brought life into the song, especially when we were doing the chorus.

P: What nickname fits Trapee?

S: Mr Ehe. He keeps on yelling that in the City Life song.

P: What does the name Trapee remind you of?

S: Someone in captivity, a slave of sorts. In his case, it either has to be women or ghosts!

P: If Trapee were to be an animation or movie character, which one would he be?

S: Grim Reaper in Billy and Mandy. Just as Grim can’t move properly, Trapee can’t dance at all.

P: In a scale of one to ten, what rating would you give Trapee’s singing skills?

S: Can I even give him any rating. First of all, I am not sure whether he raps or sings.

P: What is the most outrageous rumour you have ever heard about Trapee?

S: His life must be one big rumour. Who is Trapee by the way?

P: If you were to change one thing in his closet, what would it be?

S: I would throw away all his caps. Then, he would look at himself in the mirror and finally say: “Waoh! This guy is handsome”.

P: What pick up line do you think he uses on ladies?

S: A guy who does not even know his potential, when it comes to ladies, cannot think of pulling punch lines. What a waste!

P: Apart from music, what other career would he succeed in?

S: He would be that guy who goes round the estates shouting: “Mali mali..mali mali ni ya leo...” A real hustler indeed!

P: Given a chance, would you let Trapee trap you into a relationship?

S: Hell no! Hawesmek!

P: Throw him a punch line he wouldn’t come back from...

S: Trapee ni muoga mpaka yeye hutembea na torch mchana (He is so scared, he walks with a spot light in day light)

Trapee

P: Who between the two of you outshone the other on City Life?

Trapee: Between Shamba girl and town boy? You are seriously expecting an answer on that one?

P: What nickname would you label Size 8, given the chance?

T: Kasuku (parrot). She needs a chatterbox speed governor.

P: What does the name Size 8 remind you of?

T: On the elimination rule...! Am thinking what an awesome position!

P: If Size 8 were to be a movie character or a cartoon for that matter, which one would he be?

T: If Bongoman had a wife, she would be the one.

P: In a scale of one to ten, what rating would you give Size 8’s singing skills?

T: I’d give her a nine. She’s naturally a good singer. That I can give away.

P: What is the most outrageous rumour you have ever heard about Size 8?

T: That she’s arrogant and rude. Like, people, seriously! This is the most polite girl I have ever met.

P: If you were to change one thing in her closet, what would it be?

T: Her trousers and tights. I’d replace them with short dresses and shorts because she has lovely legs.

P: What pick up line do you think guys use on Size 8?

T: Niaje siste, mi ndio yule shamba boy ulikuwa unasaka (Hey lady, I’m the shamba boy you were searching for).

P: Apart from music, what other career would she succeed in?

T: A sales woman. She has real verbal charm.

P: Throw her a punch line he wouldn’t come back from...

T: Men don’t do that to women!