Season III of presidential tours destined for Mount Kenya, with goons in tow

President William Ruto addresses residents at DC Grounds in Kibra, Nairobi County, on March 13, 2025. [File, Standard]

I heard it on the grapevine that all goons’ roads lead to the Big Mountain this weekend—as part of the presidential entourage—if you believe former Deputy Prezzo Rigathi Gachagua aka Riggy G.

I have no reason to doubt Riggy G, not just because of his posture as Truthful Man, but because his detractors like Kimani Ichungw’a, Leader of the Majority or Minority, depending on who you ask, and who flies to London to show off his red-bottomed designer shoes, claims Riggy G is Goons’ Commander-in-Chief....