Linturi sounds like ‘santuri’, so he’s licensed to make melodies at 3am

Senator Mithika Linturi. [Peter Muthomi, Standard]

I like the sound of Mithika Linturi. His surname has a ring of music to it, like “santuri,” the records that millennials might not be familiar with. They played on a phonogram, spinning gingerly from the Press of a stylus.

Linturi - and we should address him properly by placing the prefix “Hon” before his name - was this week accused of a dishonourable act, to add to 37 other charges that the Director of Public...