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Obesity smothers sex, lowers procreation

Ask women about obese men and most will invariably concur that "wanaume wanono hawa wezi kazi," a charge to which medical experts positively link to low erectile 'horse power.' The kitambi (potbelly), experienced women in the know say, has uncanny ways of swallowing the 'cue stick.'

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