Village grudges are usually light, easily forgotten. People are quick to forget they annoyed one another because the opportunities of offending each another anew keep appearing.
When someone does you wrong and arbiters, men who often spend half their days inebriated, take forever to resolve the dispute, the complainant just says; “It is okay. It is okay. By Sunday I will have had my revenge.” And the case is dropped. Everyone is happy.
While such a person may have no outright motivation to revenge, the opportunities present themselves.
Your chickens could stray into this their farm. Your child could skip the queue at the posho mill and his children are late home. You could claim your cow now identifies as a bull and so there is no more milk for this unfortunate neighbour.
That is why many are incensed at the President and his deputy’s battles. If it was in my village, elders, who only need a few cauldrons of illicit liquor, plenty of tobacco and nyama choma, would have ironed out the issues quickly.
The two leaders would have left the sitting arm in arm, probably helping each other walk.
In cases where the elders’ intervention is inadequate, such as when one of them is too drunk and says something so bad the discussions break down, the two disagreeing men can fight it out.
The other day, I stumbled into Harold and his mates discussing the impeachment of Riggy G, for the millionth time, but this time around they were closer to a solution than ever before.
A man of culture, they said, Riggy G must understand that being part of grudges for long soils his credibility as a murima elder. Men should not put themselves into such disrepute. So what to do?
A delegation, led by Harold, will be traveling to Nairobi to meet both sets of lawyers, who may choose to settle their differences outside court in a royal rumble kind of match. Whoever loses becomes the other’s deputy.
Subscribe to our newsletter and stay updated on the latest developments and special offers!
Pick your favourite topics below for a tailor made homepage just for you
1 x Application (94.77%) | 1.45s |
1 x Booting (5.23%) | 79.86ms |
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `site_id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `long_title`, `thumbnail_url`, `story`, `published_at`, `premium`, `keywords`, `summary` from `articles` where `id` = '2001505351' and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `deleted_at` is null
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select * from `days_quote` where `deleted_at` is null and `quote_day` = '2025-03-26'
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `authors`.*, `article_authors`.`article_id` as `pivot_article_id`, `article_authors`.`author_id` as `pivot_author_id` from `authors` inner join `article_authors` on `authors`.`id` = `article_authors`.`author_id` where `article_authors`.`article_id` = 2001505351 and `authors`.`deleted_at` is null
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id` from `article_categories` where `site_id` = 1 and `id` = 174 or `parent_id` = 174 and `deleted_at` is null
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `article_category_id` in (174) and `site_id` = 1 and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' order by `published_at` desc, `list_order` asc, `parent_category_list_order` asc limit 10 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (174)
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `short_name`, `parent_id`, `site_id` from `article_categories` where `id` = 174
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `short_name`, `parent_id`, `site_id` from `article_categories` where `id` = 9
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `site_id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `story`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where (`keywords` LIKE '%[\"Riggy G\",\"Gitegi Village\",\"Uncle Harold\",\"Gachagua\'s Impeachment\"]%') and `site_id` = 1 and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `deleted_at` is null and `id` not in ('2001505351') order by `published_at` desc limit 4 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where (`site_id` = 1 or `site_id` = 16 or `site_id` = 20) and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `published_at` >= '2025-03-26 01:13:06' order by RAND(), `published_at` desc, `homepage_list_order` asc, `list_order` asc limit 4 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (14)
Backtrace |
|
select `id` from `article_categories` where `site_id` = 1 and `id` = 480 or `parent_id` = 480 and `deleted_at` is null
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `article_category_id` in (480, 481, 482, 719) and `site_id` = 1 and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' order by `published_at` desc, `list_order` asc, `parent_category_list_order` asc limit 4 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (480, 482)
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where (`premium` = 1 or `article_category_id` = 486) and `site_id` = '1' and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `homepage_list_order` is not null order by `published_at` desc, `homepage_list_order` asc, `list_order` asc limit 4 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (588)
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `site_id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `story`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `id` < '2001505351' and `site_id` = 1 and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `deleted_at` is null order by `id` desc limit 1
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (24)
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `site_id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `story`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `id` > '2001505351' and `site_id` = 1 and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' limit 1
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (587)
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `site_id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `story`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `article_category_id` = 174 and `site_id` = 1 and `id` not in ('2001505351') order by `homepage_list_order` asc, `published_at` desc limit 6 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (174)
Backtrace |
|
select `videos`.`id`, `videos`.`video_category_id`, `videos`.`title`, `videos`.`video_url`, `videos`.`description`, `videos`.`published_at`, `videos`.`thumbnail_url` from `videos` inner join `video_categories` on `video_categories`.`id` = `videos`.`video_category_id` where (`keywords` LIKE '%[\"Riggy G\",\"Gitegi Village\",\"Uncle Harold\",\"Gachagua\'s Impeachment\"]%') and `videos`.`deleted_at` is null and `video_categories`.`video_type_id` = 1 order by `published_at` desc limit 3 offset 0
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select count(std_trend_article_id) as count, std_trend_article_id from `std_article_trends` group by `std_trend_article_id` order by `count` desc limit 20
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `article_category_id`, `title`, `thumbnail_url`, `published_at`, `premium` from `articles` where `id` in (2001514618, 2001514617, 2001249065, 2001514622, 2001514624, 2001427016, 2001514600, 2001271431, 2001443731, 2001514695, 2001296407, 2001466047, 2001514690, 2001267116, 2001425236, 2000198221, 2001514691, 2001514626, 2001514506, 2001514561) and `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:06' and `homepage_list_order` is not null order by `published_at` desc, `homepage_list_order` asc, `list_order` asc limit 5
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select `id`, `name`, `parent_id` from `article_categories` where `article_categories`.`id` in (3, 4, 23, 265, 588)
Backtrace |
|
select `authors`.*, `article_authors`.`article_id` as `pivot_article_id`, `article_authors`.`author_id` as `pivot_author_id` from `authors` inner join `article_authors` on `authors`.`id` = `article_authors`.`author_id` where `article_authors`.`article_id` in (2001514624, 2001514626, 2001514690, 2001514691, 2001514695) and `authors`.`deleted_at` is null
Backtrace |
|
select * from `settings` where `meta_name` = 'article_age' limit 1
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select * from article_categories where id = '174'
Backtrace |
|
select * from article_categories where id = '174'
Backtrace |
|
select * from article_categories where id = '174'
Backtrace |
|
select * from article_categories where id = '174'
Backtrace |
|
select * from `articles` where `deleted_at` is null and `published_at` <= '2025-03-26 02:13:07' and (`keywords` like '%Riggy G%' or `keywords` like '%Gitegi Village%' or `keywords` like '%Uncle Harold%' or `keywords` like '%Gachagua\'s Impeachment%') and (`site_id` = 1 or `site_id` = 16 or `site_id` = 20) and `id` <> '2001505351' order by `published_at` desc limit 3
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
select * from `favourite_topics` where `status` = 1
Bindings |
|
Backtrace |
|
200
[]
[]
0 of 0array:24 [▼ "cf-ray" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "926218c82849124c-EWR" ] "x-forwarded-for" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "3.144.228.87" ] "host" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "www.standardmedia.co.ke" ] "cf-connecting-ip" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "3.144.228.87" ] "accept-encoding" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "gzip, br" ] "sec-fetch-site" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "none" ] "x-forwarded-proto" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "https" ] "cookie" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "_ga=amp-vS4FUw8b3EltYbn3ykegWQ; XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6Ii9uZm42dHFEVTJMVG1NL3J2T2JoZ0E9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiWkhOVUhrbjgrY3YzVDQ1UTI3S3dtMWUxOUtYR3Jza2pRUFlwL1U5dit6dzIzSkZCa1J6QUEzcDhTellwemtPVjVDS2YwYnE3UHZsNnl0eGtlS08yNE80OWNVZjV4RW9LcURKWDhDUkpIZFJ2R21SU1lnd05LaVdyY0FFenNhSDEiLCJtYWMiOiI0NWY2Njk4MTU4MWNkNzRiYzVkMDg4YmIyYTNlZDBhMzlmZTc4YjBlYjUzZGE5YzMyZDVhMTc2NThmMjZmOWMyIiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D; thestandardmediagroup_session=eyJpdiI6IlJyYlJxalZQT1BrbmowTGM0QTFVYXc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiRkVNd2FxYzdORDZJOVNKTUp2OFFzTUFBNk5UUVBGNWxleXgyVWpKM01vdlJyYk5TbUlSRi90OE8rWjBRK0pGYnZRUFo2V2VwVWljeXJJdWxvU24rek02YTNTOXl2M2k3bmowYUpFOXlnbDh6UFNOeGN0NTI3dXY2dHQyMVEvR3AiLCJtYWMiOiIwZjk1YWM5MmFlOTc1YmQ2OTE4OWZjYzg1MDQ2YTg3MTE2YjQ3OGUzMWVlYzA1NDVkZmUwZGZmYjZhNDVlZmQ1IiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D ◀_ga=amp-vS4FUw8b3EltYbn3ykegWQ; XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6Ii9uZm42dHFEVTJMVG1NL3J2T2JoZ0E9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiWkhOVUhrbjgrY3YzVDQ1UTI3S3dtMWUxOUtYR3Jza2pRUFlwL1U5dit6dzIzS ▶" ] "priority" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "u=0, i" ] "cf-visitor" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "{"scheme":"https"}" ] "cf-ipcountry" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "US" ] "sec-fetch-dest" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "document" ] "cdn-loop" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "cloudflare; loops=1" ] "sec-fetch-user" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "?1" ] "sec-fetch-mode" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "navigate" ] "connection" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "Keep-Alive" ] "pragma" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "no-cache" ] "cache-control" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "no-cache" ] "sec-ch-ua" => array:1 [▶ 0 => ""HeadlessChrome";v="129", "Not=A?Brand";v="8", "Chromium";v="129"" ] "sec-ch-ua-mobile" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "?0" ] "sec-ch-ua-platform" => array:1 [▶ 0 => ""Windows"" ] "upgrade-insecure-requests" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "1" ] "user-agent" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)" ] "accept" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.7" ] ]
0 of 0array:3 [▼ "_ga" => null "XSRF-TOKEN" => "82WRw9WNAmJzXkNRHunX2eIF5TyCY3BzdSlfZ7pO" "thestandardmediagroup_session" => "YpNEq4x9sO8mW2eKvqSYovH5tSjFpfCGcW0NTZJD" ]
0 of 0array:5 [▼ "content-type" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "text/html; charset=UTF-8" ] "cache-control" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "no-cache, private" ] "date" => array:1 [▶ 0 => "Tue, 25 Mar 2025 23:13:07 GMT" ] "set-cookie" => array:2 [▶ 0 => "XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6IjNiUWROdUVXeFBncGtwYUpJanFxNnc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiNjdEVkJNaGhVRVVIQmZBUUpnT1VsTTBYM0NqbG9yVDVVM2tCdE43MFo0RnZPSC9wc09YRGFUQU5CWXQ1WUtjUFh2SnhFWWVyQ3dXQWdMbEJUSFhZaCthWDdFRDRkVStCSk9WeUJzN055S056d05SdGdFWjFEa2VoZTdEZ0s0UmwiLCJtYWMiOiJlOWUwYmE5ZmJjM2YyZTdlMWMwZWEzYWI5YzFjZTk5NDU2Y2UyY2ZjNmMwZjM3MDI4M2UwMjFiMTJkOGNmNTAzIiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D; expires=Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:42:07 GMT; Max-Age=2629740; path=/; samesite=lax ◀XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6IjNiUWROdUVXeFBncGtwYUpJanFxNnc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiNjdEVkJNaGhVRVVIQmZBUUpnT1VsTTBYM0NqbG9yVDVVM2tCdE43MFo0RnZPSC9wc09YRGFUQU5CWXQ1WUtjUFh2SnhFW ▶" 1 => "thestandardmediagroup_session=eyJpdiI6IkY0c0VOWEYrYkNncENqNnZoQTdHanc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiQlFaRmNaZ2JPT1FpNVQrUlVjVnh1cnlmTkt1Ujg5ZFhDUWFxUEloY1h4TGRmZDQzR0VNRkhqbXMycUc2SGtHcUcwdWd4S0VpSHg3MFp4QjlkTFFUcEpzRGhwbnpaRW5MRmJ2MTM2S3FEOERnVy9FOThLdzBsa2JGa1J5TGJxcWgiLCJtYWMiOiIyZTI5MWI4OTYzMmZhOWJiZTBiMDcwYjg4MGE0NDkzYmM1MmZjNTQwMDQxODY3NDkzNTRiMzNlNThhOTRmMGEyIiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D; expires=Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:42:07 GMT; Max-Age=2629740; path=/; httponly; samesite=lax ◀thestandardmediagroup_session=eyJpdiI6IkY0c0VOWEYrYkNncENqNnZoQTdHanc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiQlFaRmNaZ2JPT1FpNVQrUlVjVnh1cnlmTkt1Ujg5ZFhDUWFxUEloY1h4TGRmZDQzR0VNRkhqbX ▶" ] "Set-Cookie" => array:2 [▶ 0 => "XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6IjNiUWROdUVXeFBncGtwYUpJanFxNnc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiNjdEVkJNaGhVRVVIQmZBUUpnT1VsTTBYM0NqbG9yVDVVM2tCdE43MFo0RnZPSC9wc09YRGFUQU5CWXQ1WUtjUFh2SnhFWWVyQ3dXQWdMbEJUSFhZaCthWDdFRDRkVStCSk9WeUJzN055S056d05SdGdFWjFEa2VoZTdEZ0s0UmwiLCJtYWMiOiJlOWUwYmE5ZmJjM2YyZTdlMWMwZWEzYWI5YzFjZTk5NDU2Y2UyY2ZjNmMwZjM3MDI4M2UwMjFiMTJkOGNmNTAzIiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D; expires=Fri, 25-Apr-2025 09:42:07 GMT; path=/ ◀XSRF-TOKEN=eyJpdiI6IjNiUWROdUVXeFBncGtwYUpJanFxNnc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiNjdEVkJNaGhVRVVIQmZBUUpnT1VsTTBYM0NqbG9yVDVVM2tCdE43MFo0RnZPSC9wc09YRGFUQU5CWXQ1WUtjUFh2SnhFW ▶" 1 => "thestandardmediagroup_session=eyJpdiI6IkY0c0VOWEYrYkNncENqNnZoQTdHanc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiQlFaRmNaZ2JPT1FpNVQrUlVjVnh1cnlmTkt1Ujg5ZFhDUWFxUEloY1h4TGRmZDQzR0VNRkhqbXMycUc2SGtHcUcwdWd4S0VpSHg3MFp4QjlkTFFUcEpzRGhwbnpaRW5MRmJ2MTM2S3FEOERnVy9FOThLdzBsa2JGa1J5TGJxcWgiLCJtYWMiOiIyZTI5MWI4OTYzMmZhOWJiZTBiMDcwYjg4MGE0NDkzYmM1MmZjNTQwMDQxODY3NDkzNTRiMzNlNThhOTRmMGEyIiwidGFnIjoiIn0%3D; expires=Fri, 25-Apr-2025 09:42:07 GMT; path=/; httponly ◀thestandardmediagroup_session=eyJpdiI6IkY0c0VOWEYrYkNncENqNnZoQTdHanc9PSIsInZhbHVlIjoiQlFaRmNaZ2JPT1FpNVQrUlVjVnh1cnlmTkt1Ujg5ZFhDUWFxUEloY1h4TGRmZDQzR0VNRkhqbX ▶" ] ]
0 of 0array:4 [▼ "_token" => "82WRw9WNAmJzXkNRHunX2eIF5TyCY3BzdSlfZ7pO" "offset" => 0 "_previous" => array:1 [▶ "url" => "http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/main-staging/sunday-magazine/article/2001505351/gitegi-pinched-by-riggy-gs-impeachment" ] "_flash" => array:2 [▶ "old" => [] "new" => [] ] ]