Newspapers: Literature written in a hurry and not meat wrappers

Journalism is literature in a hurry — Matthew Arnold (1822 - 1888)

Fast forward more than a century, and thousands of miles away from Middlesex, England (where Matthew Arnold was born), and you are in Bomet, and an agitated Uhuru Kenyatta is saying for the umpteenth: “ I have said it before, and I will say it again, gazeti ni za kufunga nyama.”