Keep secrets to yourself, women are not loyal

Some men can be daft. You would hope they learn certain things before they hit 20, but alas! the world is full of nasty surprises.

With the right form of lubrication from women, men have been known to open their mouths recklessly when they should know better. Men have brought down empires and armies courtesy of their libido and incautious yapping. Christians and any Bible reader are familiar with the story of Samson and Delilah. Locally, we have Luanda Magere. And we all know ‘big men’ who fell from grace to grass via trusting a woman too much.

We all reserve unsavoury thoughts to those from different tribe, race, nationality, religion, sex, et cetera — that we generally share with only those we trust.

But women though. Never loyal. Not that all women are not loyal, but the more than 70 per cent that are genetically disloyal give the rest a bad name.

I have endured my fair share of disloyalty from women but none hurt so bad than when a woman dumped me and eight hours later she was giving a lap dance to a man in a club. I have seen women whose men are in the Diaspora, breaking a sweat to send money home, only for such women to dish out the dough to other men when not sleeping with them. Some women even  kill their husbands, just but to gain access to their bank accounts.

The rule of thumb for all men is:keep secrets to yourself. Open up and the next thing she’ll be calling her best pip to spill the beans with the rider “don’t tell any one!”

Women come packaged with a scheming software and you never know when they are planning your downfall. Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha died cavorting with prostitutes. Jacob Zuma was nearly brought down by one.

Here is a cautious tale for men in power or those inclined to seek power. The cheapest route any enemy can use is a woman. Just ask Mossad who have use them to topple many big cojones.

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