I am content to lie in the sun like a lizard and do not understand people who say they prefer cooler weather. No wonder I can never see myself living in the West. How do you deal with freezing days that end at 4pm? No thank you!

Someone remind me why my parents struggled to put me through school? I was reminded recently that it is possible to make money doing absolutely anything, if what I have observed on the internet is to be believed.

To this day, my mother drinks tea once a day – in the morning. When she visits any of her children, we know better than to offer her any.