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Couple romping in the bush chased naked by a hippopotamus

 Hippopotamus
The man who had taken a woman for a quick romp in a bush along the shores of the lake They began making noises attracted the hippopotamus grazing nearby The nude couple ran towards a nearby estate

A man who had taken a woman for a quick romp in a bush (green lodge) near a school in Kisumu city had his moment of passion disrupted midstream by a hippopotamus that was grazing nearby.

The man reported that they were so engrossed in the act that they began making noises which he suspects attracted the wild animal.

“Unbeknown to us, her ecstatic cries were working against us. They most likely made the animal curious and it came to find out what was going on.

It then stopped grazing and waded through the thicket to where we were,” said the man.

Midway through the journey of passion, the woman, who unlike the man was a bit more alert, heard a huge animal coming towards them.

She immediately sent out a loud cry for help, toppling over the man in the process as they both ran helter-skelter, in their birthday suits.

“Gimoro maduong’ biro irwa kae, akia ni en ang’o, waring Ka pok ochoponwa (Something huge is coming towards us, I don’t know what it is, but let’s run before it reaches us),” shouted the woman, as she scampered for safety.

It was much later that they realised the animal was  a hippo. “It was later after we were out of danger that my woman looked back, and realised it was a hippo,” says the man.

The nude couple ran towards a nearby estate, where they disappeared in one of the houses as tickled locals almost laughed their heads off.

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