Bunge Chronicles: When KJ failed to expound on a medium-term debt strategy

Dagoreti South MP John Kiarie takes a selfie with students during the launch of Multichoice talent factory academy. [Wilberforce Okwiri, Standard]

Let me tell you, Maina. They lied about women not being able to apologise. Men are worse. I learned this courtesy of your friend, John Kiarie, aka KJ, the Redykyulass sensation who played Kamotho better than John Joseph Kamotho himself.

The Mhesh for Dagoretti South had one job on Tuesday: Table an amendment on the motion on the Medium-Term Debt Management Strategy on behalf of his Kikuyu counterpart Kimani Ichung’wa, who may have, or may have not, toured the White House on Thursday.