Dear university girl, here is a list of boys you should never fall for

No girl studying for a degree course, not even under the influence of witchcraft or ovulation, should flirt with, kiss, text back (unless it’s strictly classwork) or hang around a male campus MC, DJ, dancer, musician/music producer, photographer or model for more than two minutes.

That’s unless she wants to be eaten kimandazi, cheated on, have her heart broken or her womb filled with a baby whose daddy is a sharp idiot who is only capable of reasoning through that thing between his legs.