8 habits of half-men

There are men and then there are MEN, like Nas said, ‘not every male is a man.’ some are biologically male but mentally female. These men display plenty of feminine characteristics. Today I want to put them on their lane by highlighting some of these characteristics.

He’s a BFF to some hot chic

A real man doesn’t approach a hot chic just to be friends with her. No man in his right senses spots such a lady and be like, ‘damn she’s so hot I want to make her my BFF.’ Their friendship makes others even think that they are in love. In reality, she’s just a friend, a BAFAFA.

Wishes other men good night

Men don’t wish each other good night. In some way, you are setting a precedence of what may come in his dreams. As such, no man in his right senses wishes another good night. That’s a preserve of the ladies. At no time should any man worth his salt encroach that territory.

Gets overly emotional during an argument

You can't argue peacefully with a half man. At some point, he will deem it personal and go emotionally berserk. What's wrong man, it’s just an argument, don’t get mad over it. It's feminine to go emotional over petty arguments.

Posts mirror selfies

At no point should a man ever take out his phone, in the toilet and take selfies. That’s a gross violation of the unwritten man code. Leave that to the chics aiming to be like Kim K, the Huddas and Veras. Don’t ever put your a** in this territory. Whatever a woman can do be best, thou shall not try.

Captions his photos with something so unrelated

Social media is run by the number of likes one garners. Ladies have an advantage on this. Due to the rush for likes ladies will post about earthquakes as a caption to their own photos. Some men have taken up this habit. They’ll post a photo of themselves and probably offer condolences to victims of the Karai Tragedy.

Hangs around ladies most of the time

If he hangs around ladies intending to take them home for a night of lovemaking, that’s not a real man. He’ll sit there and gossip with the ladies for several hours before finally retreating to his abode, alone.

Asks other men how he looks

Just like ladies do, half-men will ask you how they look on a particular outfit. And just like ladies, do the complete opposite of what you’ve suggested. Real men wake up in the morning, rummage through his clothes, pick up, don it and leave for whatever business calls.

Too hygienic

Men don’t shower twice a day. They know they need to conserving water. Matter of factually men doesn't shower anyhow; only when they have to. He is meticulous. His house is spotlessly clean. If you find it in him that he pays close attention to hygiene, chances are he’s just a half-man.