Why most petite women are mean and self absorbed.

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Petite women, also known as 1GB's have plenty of issues. We have never scrutinised them to realise this. Many times, we assume all is well with them. After all, they have the ideal weight and all the fat women are struggling to lose weight and be like them. 

One issue that runs across all petite women is the fascination with their bodies. All this started with Shakira in her hit song hips don't lie (the tittle points at her body).There's this other line: “Some people ask about the size of my body”. In this song, Shakira showed us typical petite women self-absorption with their bodies. 

While Petite women can do nothing about their bodies (as many say), we have no problem with that. My problem is with how pretentious they are. Many like to pretend that they are not happy with their bodies and would wish to add weight. It's a lie my good people. Most of them fear gaining weight; they starve and even suffer from eating disorders. Many run to the gym on realising that they have gained a few kilos .Don't believe those little liars when they wonder why there are no programs for weight gain. 

Another undoing and really annoying habit that runs across more than half of these women is how they see others as elephants. This is exhibited when they scream and yell when someone wears their small sized clothes. It doesn't matter whether you are almost the same size. They will yell about how their clothes will enlarge. Let’s not even talk about how they squeeze themselves into smaller sized clothes to appear smaller than they are. Fat women are nice, they will let you wear or fit their clothes without reservations. 

Who cheated petite ladies that a small body frame equals to being young? Many believe they are just babies because they shop at the baby section and look like babies. It doesn't matter whether they are almost wrinkled and have hard body features popularly referred to as "kukauka". 
While fat women are kind and joyful, the same cannot be said about petite women.

Several theories have been advanced to explain the meanness of petite women. They are as follows: 
I) Majority have a very dark and wicked heart which oozes poison. This poison, it’s believed, burns all the calories hence explaining why they can't gain weight no matter what they eat. 
ii) Since they are petite and virtually unseen, they compensate for this by being mean and imagining they are the eighth wonder of the world. 
iii)Lastly,they feel threatened by curvy women who make men break their necks when they turn to look at them.They therefore resort to telling them mean things like "umebeba" "utapasuka aki

Like Julius Ceaser, my girlfriends and I prefer our friends fat or fatter than us. Life is fun with joyful, generous and positive people than with barbed tongued, mean and self-absorbed 1 GBs as girlfriends.