Of dirty Kenyan women masquerading as ladies

By NIKKO TANUI

In a bachelor’s house, it’s almost normal to find dirty utensils piled up in the sink, dirty socks all over the place, and bold roaches roaming all over the place.

As a matter of fact, one of my female friends told me the state of a man’s house can tell whether he has a girlfriend and the last time she visited him.

“If I find no dirty utensils in the sink and the house is neat, a guy can say otherwise, but chances are his girlfriend was around,” she said.

Another one tells me she uses the state of a bachelor’s house to gauge whether a guy is gay or not.

“A straight man cannot lose sleep over a dirty house, but one who is gay would rather break his finger nails wiping the floor than live in a dirty house,” she said.

But that is a story for another day.

Some time back, I met this fine curvaceous chic. To kill it, she wore high heels and had a mini skirt that caused my body temperature to rise.

Put off

And you can bet that when she invited me to her crib, I cancelled all other plans, including a crucial business investment meeting, on the spot. When I got to her house, I regretted visiting.

First, she had to pick up bras and panties she had hanged all over the coaches, amid blushes. There was an old wig on her table and dirty utensils all over the place. The biggest problem I made was request to use her loo, gosh! Let me not even describe it.

To cut a long story short, I lost appetite and interest in her — instantly! I had to make up an emergency to escape from the hellhole she called a house.

Men can be excused for being dirty, but not a woman’s house.

Women must just keep their houses clean —no two ways about it however busy one is. Dirty women put off men. As a woman, the first thing you do, when you visit a man is to ensure his house is clean, it determines who gets married or not.