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Why women are better at cheating than men

A dishonest woman hugging her boyfriend and looking down. (Courtesy/iStock)

In terms of design, women are the most complicated vessels, vessels whose algorithmic balance in terms of intake, output and uptake is too complicated for even PhD level mathematics. I read somewhere that everything a woman receives, she is able to magnify it to a larger scale and produce a better version.

If we take garbage in, we generate garbage that is smellier than the untreated Nairobi sewer content. When we receive good content, we produce better output that would please and encourage the investor to inject more funds in whichever form.

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