Why task of replacing men is not very easy

An upset couple lying in bed. (Courtesy/iStock)

The notion that some women loath men is a fallacy that can be well grounded. The hatred is a feeling that could be based on several dynamics emanating from past experiences or in some instances fear of the unexpected. Some women could have been abused as children which eroded their confidence level in the opposite gender.

As grownups, the sight of a man in a state of mating makes their nether regions freeze like Dome Fuji. Others in their attempt to find love could have had their hearts ripped to shreds by the bloke that promised them heaven only to deliver hell.

In their innocence, they believed in fairy tale stories of true love only to experience lessons that can only be associated with Satan himself or his descendants. But hey, who didn’t believe in perfect love, a special person created only to love them?

Whatever the background may be, the attempt to replace the role of men between the sheets has not been easy. You see, nature does not allow for a vacuum in any form.

The vacuum if created, triggers a need and as we all know, necessity is the mother of invention. Women across board battling the hatred for men have been forced to invent possible substitutes for these male beings.

Some have opted for the convent. Others have opted for intentional celibacy while many join the alphabet community. But ignoring men and their purpose between the sheets has been an uphill task with the rebels being exposed for the deficiencies by nature in all facets.

There is yet to be an option selected by these haters that has proven to be a fit replacement for the emotional attention that we draw from men and the physical engagement that define them. Indeed, the phallus has proven to be an irreplaceable king. Come to think of it, news is rife that priests are having enough supply of feminine services from the rebels who find themselves publicly devoting their lives to God.

The need for a man is a very stubborn feeling that words cannot explain. Like a sore thumb, it does not only nag but can make a woman moody, angry, distracted and unproductive even in serving the Lord. Many women will confess that ovulation is actually evil sent to finish us and wipe all hatred we might reserve for our errant brothers.

Those that opt to be lesbians realize that they are insufficiently equipped for the job at hand and turn to improvised tools that can imitate the roles of a man. Copulation is a fun activity that is widely enjoyed under the surface. It is, therefore, understandable that the sex toy industry is booming.

Richer women who have been hurt by men opt to use them like objects whenever they need their services. Apparently, there is a pool of young men for hire whose only job is to pound the master and bring her to life.

This category of women will never be seen with a man in public or even appear to appreciate the existence of that gender. 

And when the biological mother nature starts to push aggressively, the women throng fertility clinics for bottles of spermatozoa because only men have those two little nuts that manufacture the seeds of life. The battle of imbalance continues. Hopefully, we shall overcome one day.