Campus leaked record scandal that shook village

People gossiping. (Courtesy/iStock)

If you think leaked recordings are a recent invention, you've clearly never met Kamaley, my cousin, the original superstar of nineties-era scandals. Now, I don't like to spill family secrets, but when you've got a story this juicy, it practically begs to be told.

During our college days, Kamaley who had mastered the art of unhooking bras faster than flipping through textbooks, had just gotten himself a shiny, new Sony Hi-Fi system. This was no ordinary boombox - the thing was loud enough to wake the devil from his afternoon siesta. The machine also came with ability to record as well - perfect for pirating music tapes or, in Kamaley's case, something far steamier.