I now believe cats are humans
The audible farts from beyond the ceiling board just reveal who was in my can of baked beans when i was away. These glutton, whiskered peskies got brains. I found my beans licked clean and rinsed dry, then safely returned into the can just as I’d left them. Then they performed a ham-burglary on my KFC’s pack.
By Lweya Joe
8 years ago