Stretched by marriage as one does the unthinkable, keep your memories
Tomorrow is my wedding day. My Suzie, the joy of my soft heart will be jetting in from Mombasa today in the evening. And, I will surely amaze her at the airport. I am known for being the king of surprises. This being my birthday month, I have to do all to make it memorable.
By Geofrey Nganga 7 years ago
Stretched by marriage as one does the unthinkable, keep your memories
How I will head to the village this Christmas
It is Christmas time and I cannot hide my joy. I totally feel like I am one of the three men from the East. Only that I am yet to see my star and when I do find it I will sail home.... Only hit the road when you are missing home, and I truly and honestly do.
By Geofrey Nganga 7 years ago
How I will head to the village this Christmas
A Christmas that never was
A day like this back in the days in the village I would have been voted the best behaved boy. Not that I cared much about good behavior but during December festivity good manners came with goodies.
By Geofrey Nganga 7 years ago
A Christmas that never was
The thirty pieces of silver
A day like this, 16 years ago, my mama, my two brothers and I, Mteule, were going to church about 13 kilometers away.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
The thirty pieces of silver
The days I will never forget while in Primay school
When the new teacher came, Mr. Kafaiko, he saw me a naughty boy. On his first Science lesson, he kept asking me so many questions that I nearly disliked the subject.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
The days I will never forget while in Primay school
My fiancé said no without a car as an engagement present!
As you know, today, I am commemorating a one month anniversary since I left my Ksh 450 balance with the rogue conductor.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
My fiancé said no without a car as an engagement present!
My landlord is accusing me of eating chicken before paying rent
My landlord is accusing me of eating chicken before paying rent. That it is his right to receive top priority in my budgets. Well, he may be true but where is it written?
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
My landlord is accusing me of eating chicken before paying rent
Why its hard dating a Nairobi chick
In line with the Katiba I am vying for the position of Chairman of Nyumba Kumi Initiative at my place of residence. And my Suzie will be the first lady. Any top seat has one. The wife of a bishop is an evangelist; the wife of a doctor is a nurse and so on.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
Why its hard dating a Nairobi chick
The conductor left with my balance
am in a hectic traffic along Waiyaki Way. That is fine. But the conductor has left us, running ahead, leaving us thinking that he is going to ease the traffic, somehow some way, miraculously!
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
The conductor left with my balance
How I handled my landlord after locking my bedsitter
On Monday, as I left for work, I left my landlord holding a padlock at the door of my bedsitter. The thing is I have not paid the rent for September; I have been waiting for the low interest capped loan from my bank.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
How I handled my landlord after locking my bedsitter
Baba Susan wants me to pay dowry via PayBill
Baba Susan is the most understanding man I have ever met. Once I informed him that we, the dowry negotiation team, won't make to visit him to "know their home", he simply sent me a pay bill number. As he put it; the world is a small village. He added that we can even meet via cloud computing. At first, I did not get his point but now I know. He wants me to pay the bride price in installments. As he ended the call, I overheard him saying;
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
Baba Susan wants me to pay dowry via PayBill
Men love women who like presents!
When Susanna asks for Ksh 2000 for salon, I feel financially abused, economically used and even politically misused, most of the times. When I am loaded, I am a cheerful giver.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
Men love women who like presents!
The most ridiculous job interview I went to
When the lady interviewer asked me who was the first man to land on the moon, I realized it was an all different ball game.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
The most ridiculous job interview I went to
I am not financially stable like Nairobi girls want me to be
My hot girlfriend demands that we shift from my hot spacious bedsitter in Kinoo-Regen. My first problem is why she says “we” and yet she does not assist in rental payment. This “we” has a legal implication.
By Geofrey Nganga 8 years ago
I am not financially stable like Nairobi girls want me to be
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