Enough of the old underwear, fellas- invest in good boxers

An undergarment of any sort, is a sentimental item of clothing. To everyone, anyone. It gives one not only that feeling of comfort but also boasts their confidence much as it’s not seen, should not be seen in public.

Men, when was the last time you bought yourself some good boxers? Okay, scratch good. When did you last buy boxers? We understand that most of you only got to wear that thing when you joined high school because it was mandatory, but why are you stuck in the sixties and seventies that you can’t get yourself decent underwear?

A torn sock can be forgiven. Now, what happens when God forbid, you get involved in a car accident and your trousers get torn or just need to be removed for effective first aid? Much as it is hidden clothing, don’t you ever think that some day someone other than yourself will see it? A doctor maybe? A new sexual partner? Impression and image is everything, and it makes zero sense for you to be buying expensive liqour for you and your boys, driving a big machine but you can’t get yourself some nice briefs for your balls!

Women complain silently about men walking around smartly dressed but beneath their trousers are awful boxers with holes in the butt. Actually, there was a funny tweet recently about single women complaining of married men’s dirty, faded undies. It might have been a joke but, happens! Just because the old ratty thing is still holding up doesn’t mean that you need to wear them. Throw those bloody things away for heaven’s sake, ain’t no trophy for holding onto old holey things. Some even don’t wash them.

How underwear looks and fits is just as important as how nice you smell, wear your suit and maintain your Merc. So why would you wear loose, bright coloured and saggy undies? Who wants to see your unattractive butt crack? Actually no one cares about the fake Gucci logo on your stretched-out boxer waistband. Too revealing is for teens who want to show off what they got under. 

Imagine how much women invest in looking good for their men on a date, make up and all, sexy seamless panties with matching brassieres, then when the hour cometh, the man struggles to remove his horrible-looking yellowing white or green boxer that looks like it was passed over to him by his MauMau grandpa in 1927! This is the reason most of them lower both their trousers and boxer in unison. Please, just wear your best brief on a date, that can give the balls and confidence to loiter around the room before the show begins. Means you actually thought about your woman too.

Value yourself and buy nice cotton underwear. A pack of 3 good-quality boxers goes for 1,200/- or so. Quality. Six is a good number. Does it for the whole crazy week then you can dangle around the house on Sunday as everything rests. 

You can’t walk around with an unmoisturized butt in some ratty faded rag in the name of boxers. We are tired. The idea is to be with, or meet a man who knows that good underwear is as sexy as they come. 

So let’s agree that men need to invest in quality, clean and well-fitting underwear. Those untidy things you hoard around are not appealing at all. Your balls need to be covered in good things bana. Throw those things in the dustbin. Go out and buy a new pair today - and taste the feeling of a comfortable undercloth.