Wildebeest migration: The river crossing that dwarfs the rest

 “kill” by the river. You will struggle to make out whether the wildebeest was split asunder by a crocodile or an angry hippo. You will feel like those Nairobians who got stuck in the city when the ‘vrooming Vasha’ rally was on a few weeks ago.

Take heart, you will be in good company. You love your country and deep in your heart, you endeavour to uplift the livelihoods of those who depend on Masai Mara for a living. Make no mistake, I would love to watch the wildebeest migration if only to bag some bragging rights. But the spectacle has evaded me yet again.