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Pretty boys are so horrible in bed, it hurts!

They are pretty and fragile

The other day, I was at a party and as usual, my ears wandered where they are not supposed to. Some two well-dressed ladies were deep in conversation and something they said caught my attention.

“...I tell you Cynthia, he was horrible, very horrible in bed. Other than his pretty face, he had nothing else to offer”, mused one in a ridiculously hurt voice. A hearty laughter followed as the ladies faded into the crowd.

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